"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
Long ago, the four nations
Long ago, in a distant land,
I Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. But before the final blow was struck,
he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And though is airbending skills are great,
THE VERY IDEA IS INCONCEIVABLE TO OUR ELVEN OVERLORDS! SHARING THE HEAVENS WITH US? WITH MAN? HA! THEY CAN BARELY TOLERATE OUR PRESENCE ON EARTH!
TODAY, THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR FAITH, BUT WHAT OF TOMORROW? DO THE ELVES TAKE YOUR HOMES? YOUR BUSINESSES? YOUR CHILDREN? YOUR VERY LIIIIIIIIVES? AND WHAT DOES THE EMPIRE DO? NOTHING! NAY, WORSE THAN NOTHING!
We’ll send him cheesy movies~
The worst ever made~
Joel says when you got lemons~
You make lemonade~
Now, keep in mind he can’t control when the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts to build his robot friends~
this post was a wild ride from beginning to end